Q: The Free Masons essentially built which historic DC building? A: the Washington Monument
Fortune:
If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
Q: In LA there are fewer people than? A) mountain lions B) cars C) open marriages A: B) cars
Fortune:
Beware the one behind you.
Q: Who was caught on live mic, saying to to Obama while signing the Heal care bill: "This is a big fucking deal." A: Joe Biden
Fortune:
Today is what happened to yesterday.
Q: What is Pogonophobia? A: the fear of beards.
Fortune:
Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your life in such a mess.
Q: In which US state did Cattle branding originate? A: Connecticut in the mid-nineteenth century, when farmers were required by law to mark all their pigs.
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Be cheerful while you are alive. -- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
Q: What Bruce Campbell movie series somehow became a musical? A: Evil Dead
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The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. -- Mark Twain
Q: In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of ___times around the equator. A: 5
Fortune:
Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it.
Q: There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every ___inhabitants! A: 8
Fortune:
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
Q: What percent of words spoken by John B each day are movie lines, name dropping, catch all phrases or "that's what she said"? A: 100
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Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A: Diyathinkhesaurus. Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog? A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.
Q: On our staff webpage, Paxton and Peanut are before which staff member? A: Anupama
Fortune:
This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.
Q: Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages. What does each represent? A: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
Fortune:
You are capable of planning your future.
Q: ___has now replaced google as the most visited site on the internet A: Facebook
Fortune:
Having nothing, nothing can he lose. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Q: What is the most common first name in the world? A: Mohammed.
Fortune:
You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.
Q: This real headline was found in a newspaper printed where? headline: "Sex workers refusing to take legal brothel plan lying down" A) New Zeland B) France C) USA D) Japan A: A
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Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A: The cats keep trying to bury them.
Q: In 1763 the British gained control of Florida by exchanging with, the Spanish, a city for the peninsula. What city did the British swap for Florida?A) Kingston, Jamaica D) Caracas, Venezuela C) Galveston, Texas D) Havana, Cuba A: D) Havana, Cuba
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A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's works] "The Jumping Frog" alone will be remembered. -- Harry Thurston Peck (Editor of "The Bookman"), January 1901.
Q: In 2004 what percent of US households owned a dog, and what percent a cat? A: 63, 34
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They spell it "da Vinci" and pronounce it "da Vinchy". Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce. -- Mark Twain
Q: Which was the first state to abolish the death penalty and in what year? A: Minnesota (1911)
Fortune:
You are capable of planning your future.
Q: Who was the only US president to be granted a patten? What was it for? A: Abraham Lincoln, hydraulic device for lifting ships over shoals
Fortune:
You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
Q: The bra Marilyn Monroe wore in "Some Like It Hot" was sold for how much money? A: $14,000
Fortune:
If you can read this, you're too close.
Q: Donald Duck comics were banned from which country because he doesn't wear pants? A: Finland
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Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin? A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time.
Q: Who died, as he predicted, during the appearance of a comet. A: Mark Twain
Fortune:
A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.
Q: Number of Fund-raisers Obama has attended since taking office as compared to Bush during his first year? Give your answer in a ratio. A: 26:6
Fortune:
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Mark Twain
Q: Who is the only person to date to have graduated from West Point military academy without a single demerit? A: Robert E. Lee
Fortune:
You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
Q: It is illegal to hunt ___ in the state of Arizona. A: camels
Fortune:
Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
Q: Who is a foreseeable replacement for Oprah? A: Rossie O Donnell
Fortune:
You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. -- Saul Bellow
Q: What is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard? A: typewriter
Fortune:
Harp not on that string. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Q: Who on the DIA/WFC team considers herself addicted to TV? A: Marakie
Fortune:
Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.
Q: What is the lifespan of a taste bud? A: 10 days
Fortune:
You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE "SOMEONE ELSE."
Q: what is the only bird that can fly backwards? A: Hummingbird
Fortune:
Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish. -- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"
Q: ____ vice president under Calvin Coolidge, the only vice president to have written a number-one hit song. A: Charles G. Dawes, "Melody in A Major" 1912
Fortune:
Excellent time to become a missing person.
Q: What is the canopy used in a Jewish wedding called? A: chuppah
Fortune:
Talkers are no good doers. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Q: Members of the Nazi SS had ____ tattooed on their armpits. A: thier blood type
Fortune:
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
Q: Match the statement to the politician: "I stand by all the misstatements." "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been" "Outside of the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." with Preside A: Quayle, Ford, Barry
Fortune:
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
Q: The only crime defined in the U.S. Constitution is what? A: treason - Article III, Section 3.
Fortune:
Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
Q: Which celebrity recently claimed she saved 40 kids' lives in a single day during a raid on a sweatshop in India? A: Lindsay Lohan
Fortune:
Don't feed the bats tonight.
Q: Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language. What is this language (not English)? A: German but more recently Hungarian.
Fortune:
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. -- Mark Twain
Q: ____is the only state in the US that allows its residents to vote from space A: Texas
Fortune:
Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.
Q: What is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand? A: Stewardesses
Fortune:
All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
Q: Which US college has educated the most Nobel prize winners? A: City College of New York CCNY
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Having nothing, nothing can he lose. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Q: Complete this sentence: If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person _____ A: died in battle.
Fortune:
Questionable day. Ask somebody something.
Q: Last year, ___(number) women received Nobel prizes in the sciences, a record for any year. A: 3
Fortune:
Every cloud engenders not a storm. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Q: Ghosts appear in how many Shakespearian plays? A: 4, Julius Caesar, Richard III, Hamlet and Macbeth.
Fortune:
You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.
Q: Irish writer Bram Stoker (1847-1912) invented which horror movie icon? A: Dracula
Fortune:
All generalizations are false, including this one. -- Mark Twain
Q: Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was ____ A: Willy
Fortune:
You will contract a rare disease.
Q: Who said both: Clothes make the man; naked people have little or no influence in society. and: Don’t go to sleep; so many people die there. A: Mark Twain
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. -- Mark Twain
Q: Where was a bone from a child estimated aged 5-7 from over 44,000 years ago found? Scientists think that this a link to a human lineage descended from Africa. A: Denisova cave, mountains of Siberia
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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Q: What is the case study featured currently on salsa commons? A: Faithful America
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Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
Q: Which of the following does Johanna have difficulty doing? A) reading upside down B) folding maps C) approximating measurements D) getting places on time without James to slow her down :) A: B) folding maps
Fortune:
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
Q: Human fingernails grow nearly __ times faster than toenails A: 4
Fortune:
You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
Q: There is a 6 foot high stone monument dedicated to which comic-strip character in Crystal City, Texas? A: Popeye
Fortune:
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Q: ____was the first US state to allow women to vote. A: Wyoming
Fortune:
Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A: Diyathinkhesaurus. Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog? A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.
Q: What does Karoke mean in Japanese? A: "empty orchestra"
Fortune:
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Q: How many ridges does a dime have around its edge? A: 118
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Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. Q: What do monsters drink? A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)
Q: The the oldest living thing on earth is 12,000 years old. It is the flowering shrubs called _____ in the Mojave Desert. A: creosote bushes
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Q: "Diamonds & Rust" singer? A: Joan Baez
Fortune:
Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
Q: ___percent of Americans have had sex on the first date. A: 29, Langer, Gary. “Poll: American Sex Survey.” ABCNews.com. October 21, 2004. Accessed: December 29, 2009.
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Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey? A: Nothing.
Q: what is cinnabar? A: poisonous mercury
Fortune:
Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey? A: Nothing.
Q: How many teeth does a mosquito have? A: 47
Fortune:
You will gain money by an immoral action.
Q: On average, how many people choke to death on ball point pens each year? A: 100
Fortune:
You will have a long and boring life.
Q: The Hundred Year War actually lasted ___ years A: 116, (1337 to 1453).
Fortune:
Must I hold a candle to my shames? -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
Q: What is the median income of DC residents (within the district)? A: in 2007 it was 54,812
Fortune:
You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.
Q: More than __% of the world''s salt is used to de-ice American roads. A: A) 10 B) 20 C) 30 D) 50
Fortune:
Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch? A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
Q: Is lsd a phenethylamine, a tryptamine, or both? A: both!
Fortune:
The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
Q: Where is that famous red phone that’s depicted in many movies? A: the Pentagon (not the Oval Office as many belive)
Fortune:
Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
Q: There are more pyramids in __(country) than in Egypt A: Peru
Fortune:
You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.
Q: Average number of minutes unemployed Americans spend looking for a job each day? A: 18
Fortune:
Do not overtax your powers.
Q: Name two of Sarah Palin's children. A: Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig
Fortune:
Your love life will be... interesting.
Q: On average, adult men think about sex every ___ seconds. A) 2 B) 5 C) 7 D) 60 A: C) 7 Bogaert, Anthony F. 2004. “Asexuality: Prevalence and Associated Factors in a National Probability Sample.” The Journal of Sex Research, Vol. 41.
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Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly. -- William Shakespeare, "The Rape of Lucrece"
Q: The system of democracy was introduced 2,500 years ago in Athens, Greece. The oldest existing governing body operates in Althing in Iceland. It was established in ___ AD. A: 930
Fortune:
A few hours grace before the madness begins again.
Q: the dot over a lowercase i is called ____ A: tittle
Fortune:
Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.
Q: Al Capone's business card said he was a____ A: used furniture dealer
Fortune:
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your brakes are defective.
Q: What are the he plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called? A: aglets
Fortune:
You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately, they're not all recommended.
Q: The following are real names of real people. Guess their occupation: Dick Butkus Potter Stewart Dick Trickle A: pro football player, Supreme Court Justice, NASCAR driver and winner of Winston Cup
Fortune:
When in doubt, tell the truth. -- Mark Twain
Q: The Nobel Prize resulted form a late change in the will of Alfred Nobel, who did not want to be remembered after his death as a propagator of violence. What was his invention? A: dynamite
Fortune:
You now have Asian Flu.
Q: What is the oddest thing that George Bush has been arrested for stealing? A: a Christmas wreath
Fortune:
You are as I am with You.
Q: Who did John B refer to as "the Benedict Arnold" of our office? A: Trina
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He hath eaten me out of house and home. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
Q: What was NOT one of the jobs Thomas Jefferson held? A) Secretary of State B) President of the United States C) Attorney General D) Vice President of the United States A: Attorney General
Fortune:
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good. -- Samuel Johnson
Q: There are approximately ___ Bibles sold each minute across the world A: 50
Fortune:
You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
Q: Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Name each one. A: Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
Fortune:
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -- Mark Twain
Q: What (programming) language is Facebook written in? A: PHP-MySQL
Fortune:
Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence? A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
Q: Bear wrestling matches are prohibited in in which US state? A: Alabama
Fortune:
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.
Q: What are the only 2 words in the English language with three consecutive double letters? A: "Bookkeeper" and "bookkeeping"
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Q: Why do the police always travel in threes? A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.
Q: Which person that we all know recently broke her arm while crowd surfing? A: Kimberly
Fortune:
Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
Q: The state capitol building in which US state is powered by geothermal heat? A: Idaho
Fortune:
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
Q: Which famous leader said: "We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm." A: Winston Churchill
Fortune:
You will be surprised by a loud noise.
Q: Who was the first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the Year? A: Charles Lindbergh in 1927
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Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A: Diyathinkhesaurus. Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog? A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.
Q: If it were removed from the body, the small intestine would stretch to a length of ___feet A: 22
Fortune:
You will have long and healthy life.
Q: Washington, D.C. has one lawyer for every __ residents A: 19
Fortune:
You will contract a rare disease.
Q: Name at least 3 of the cities James R has lived in? A: Cambridge, DC, Florinopolis, Belem, Just Redwood Valley and Tujunga
Fortune:
You tread upon my patience. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
Q: Babies are born with __bones, but by adulthood we have__ A: 300, 206
Fortune:
Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
Q: How much money did John D. Rockefeller give away during his lifetime? A) 200,000,000 B) 500,000,000 C) 700,000,000 D) 4,000,000 A: US$ 500,000,000
Fortune:
You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.
Q: What is depicted on the Mozambique flag? A: AK-47 assault rifle
Fortune:
Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
Q: Which Memphis musician who was part of the Box Tops and Big Star died on March 17, 2010? A: Alex Chilton
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Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
Q: True or False. Early plastic billiard balls would sometimes explode. A: True
Fortune:
You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.
Q: A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a ___ distance away. A) 15 ft B) 1/2 mile C) 1mile D) 10 miles A: C) 1 mile
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. -- Mark Twain
Q: Name 2 movies that were filmed in DC? A: A Few Good Men, An American President, Forrest Gump, Contact, Wag the Dog and Thirteen Days
Fortune:
You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.
Q: Today, Coca-Cola and PepsiCo products are sold in every country in the world, except ____ A: North Korea
Fortune:
You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
Q: The original title for the 1984 movie Ghostbusters was what? A: Ghost Smashers.
Fortune:
You will soon forget this.
Q: Which city has the most Rolls Royces per capita? A: Hong Kong
Fortune:
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Q: From what tradition is the modern term 'testimony' is derived from? A: It was the custom in Ancient Rome for the men to place their right hand on their testicles when taking an oath.
Fortune:
You are standing on my toes.
Q: Put the following people in order by height (tallest to shortest) Jim Tyler G Tyler M Alec James D A: duke it out
Fortune:
Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
Q: The longest word in the English language is the name of a lung disease called what: A: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcano-coniosis.
Fortune:
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
Q: What are the names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library? They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia. A: Patience and Fortitude.
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Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain
Q: In the 1985 horror film Day of the Dead, zombies are actually feasting on ____ that were barbecued in a special way to look like human flesh. A: turkey legs
Fortune:
Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change.
Q: All of the following are true nicknames for DC except for? A) Capital Of Miserable Huts B) Metropolis Of The Country C) Wilderness City D) City In A Forest with a River near by A: D) City In A Forest with a River near by
Fortune:
When in doubt, tell the truth. -- Mark Twain
Q: John B. has not been drunk in which one of these states? A) Virginia B) Indiana C) Rhode Island D) New Jersey A: C) Rhode Island
Fortune:
Be cautious in your daily affairs.
Q: Percent of all US 401(k) accounts that are worth less than $10,000? A: 46
Fortune:
The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal. -- Mark Twain
Q: To burn off one plain M&M candy, you need to walk A) the length of 10 cars B) the full length of a football field C) 1/2 the length of a football field D)25 steps A: B) the full length of a football field.'
Fortune:
You will contract a rare disease.
Q: between 1-100 how many multiples of 9 are there? A) 5 B) 6 C) 9 D) 10 A: B) 6
Fortune:
If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it. -- Ernest Hemingway
Q: Best Mike Miller away message of all times? (will accept any real answer to this question) A: Home sick making briskit
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Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?" A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little bottles into the typewriter.
Q: Mattel marketed a doll called "Growing Up Skipper." Her breasts grew when her arm was turned. This doll was on the market for __years? A: For two years, during the 1970s
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When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all. -- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"
Q: Fill in the blanks: In the online dating world, women are afraid of meeting a ___ while men are afraid of meeting someone who is __. A: serial killer, “fat. Mapes, Diane. 2006. How to Date in a Post-Dating World. Seattle, WA: Sasquatch Books.
Fortune:
A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.
Q: What does "getting a Valentine" mean in criminal jargon? A: Receiving a one-year jail sentence.
Fortune:
Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian? A: Trustworthy.
Q: In 2001, Ken Edwards set the worlds' record for the most cockroaches eaten in one minute. How many did he eat? A: 36 cockroaches
Fortune:
There's small choice in rotten apples. -- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"
Q: In the Constitution, how long must you have lived in the United States to become president? A: 14 years
Fortune:
Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement.
Q: Number of registered drug-company lobbyists in DC for every member of Congress? A: 2
Fortune:
Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.
Q: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter, Suri Cruise, carries a purse designed by ___worth___. A: $850 Ferragamo purse!
Fortune:
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town? -- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"
Q: How many gamers are there in China? A: 37.5 million
Fortune:
You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
Q: What sorority was Kimberly in during college? A: Pi Beta Phai
Fortune:
You will engage in a profitable business activity.
Q: Grit, Noodle, Cut and Shoot and all town names in which US state? A: Texas
Fortune:
Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it.
Q: How many sides does a heptagon have? A) 4 B) 6 C) 7 D) 9 A: C) 7
Fortune:
Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
Q: The Eiffel Tower has ___steps A)4001 B)1638 C)1792 D)1500 A: 1792
Fortune:
Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits. -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
Q: One can cut a cake into 8 pieces with minimum of __movements. A: 3, All you need is two vertical and one horizontal cuts
Fortune:
Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
Q: Within ten years of arrival, more than __% of immigrants speak English A) 25 B) 60 C) 75 D) 90 A: C) 75
Fortune:
You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.
Q: One in __ male motorists picks their nose while driving. A) 1 B) 2 C) 3 4) 4 A: C) 3
Fortune:
Snow Day -- stay home.
Q: Which celeb sometimes sleeps in the walk-in closet of his LA mansion because, he says, "all the bedrooms are too light". A: George Clooney
Fortune:
You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.
Q: What is Barbie's (as in the doll) full name? A: Barbie Millicent Roberts
Fortune:
You will feel hungry again in another hour.
Q: What is the most deadly animal in the world (non human)? A: mosquito
Fortune:
You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
Q: Who wrote the popular Twilight book series? A: Stephanie Meyer
Fortune:
There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
Q: The plantings of cherry trees in Washington DC originated in which year as gift of friendship to the United States from the people of Japan. In Japan, the flowering cherry tree is called"Sakura" A: 1912
Fortune:
The ripest fruit falls first. -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"
Q: Galileo discovered which of the following? A) the planet Neptune B) the phases of Venus C) the moon D) the moons of Jupiter A: A and D
Fortune:
Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's Lemon.
Q: When was diet Coke invented? A) 1976 B) 1982 C) 1990 D) 1992 A: 1982
Fortune:
Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?" A: A ball point carrot.
Q: What is the 12 letter word that is a fruit? A: passionfruit
Fortune:
A light wife doth make a heavy husband. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
Q: ___ is the only continent without deserts A: Europe
Fortune:
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Q: What percent of the dust in your home consists of shed human skin? A: 70
Fortune:
Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
Q: The correct response to the Irish greeting, "Top of the morning to you," is what? A: and the rest of the day to yourself."
Fortune:
Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
Q: ___is a problem that many people in the world suffer from and it can resolved with something as small and light as a piece of paper. A: static
Fortune:
Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.
Q: According to People Magazine which are the 2 hot colors of Spring 2010 clothing? A: yellow and cobalt
Fortune:
You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
Q: "When rats are drinking________ at levels well below those in soda pop, they’re becoming obese—every single one, across the board.” (Princeton University) A: high-fructose corn syrup
Fortune:
Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!". -- Shakespeare
Q: When ____ graduated from Harvard, he did think it was worth it to pay the $5 fee to receive his diploma. He left without a diploma. A: Thoreau
Fortune:
No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! -- Sherlock Holmes
Q: Which state raises the most turkeys out of all of the states? A: California
Fortune:
Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.
Q: Southern CA's Menifee Union School District pulled dictionaries form classrooms because a parent complained when his student came across what term? A: oral-sex
Fortune:
Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
Q: What region of the world are the Maldives located in? A: The Indian Ocean
Fortune:
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Q: Watch this video: http://www.amazon.com/review/R29Z83O4AK10UD/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm Which coworkers said that it is important to watch this? A: Dan the man seals the deal arf is the sound a seal makes
Fortune:
Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
Q: What state is Pueblo de Taos located in? A: New Mexico
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Q: Why do the police always travel in threes? A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.
Q: Who invented the parachute in 1515? A: DiVinci
Fortune:
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. -- Mark Twain
Q: American car horns beep in the tone of ? A) B B) G C) D D) F A: D) F
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Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness? A: Dating a Canadian.
Q: Which famous designer has finally revealed his architectural plans for the Dwight D Eisenhower memorial? A: Frank Gehry
Fortune:
You may be recognized soon. Hide.
Q: Most alcoholic beverages contain all __ minerals necessary to sustain human life. A)5 B)10 C)13 D)20 A: C) 13
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You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
Q: Who said this:My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. A: Socrates
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This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one. -- Arthur Clarke
Q: The biggest beer fest is Octoberfest. It started out as what kind of ceremony? wedding ceremony A: a wedding ceremony
Fortune:
Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job? A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
Q: Complete this sentence: There are more collect calls on ____ than any other day of the year A: Father's Day
Fortune:
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Q: Where (in which room) was Winston Churchill born? A: In a Women's restoom
Fortune:
Your aim is high and to the right.
Q: Who said the following during a sales pitch: "I will feel up the numbers" "just for you, I will massage the price" A: John B
Fortune:
Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom. -- Mark Twain
Q: What is the mission of the tea party (in 20 words or less)? A: The Tea Party movement is a populist United States protest movement focused on fiscal conservatism. It emerged in early 2009 partially in response to the federal government's stimulus package, officially known as the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act
Fortune:
You're at the end of the road again.
Q: Studies by Dr. Karl F. Robinson of Northwestern University reportedly prove that men change their minds __times more often than do women. A: 2 or 3
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FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #19 A: To be or not to be. Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?
Q: The plantings of cherry trees in Washington DC originated in which year as gift of friendship to the United States from the people of Japan. In Japan, the flowering cherry tree is called"Sakura" A: 1912
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If you can read this, you're too close.
Q: What percent of people who use personal adds for dating are already married? A: 35
Fortune:
"... all the modern inconveniences ..." -- Mark Twain
Q: The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon where in the sixteenth century? A: The Philippine Islands
Fortune:
Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
Q: The following where the top grossing NBA teams in 2008. How much money was each team valued at? New York Knicks Los Angeles Lakers Chicago Bulls A: Knicks-613 mil, Lakers-584 mil, Bulls-504 mil
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An honest tale speeds best being plainly told. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Q: While at Havard University, _____Kennedy was suspended for cheating on a Spanish exam A: Edward Kennedy
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To be or not to be. -- Shakespeare To do is to be. -- Nietzsche To be is to do. -- Sartre Do be do be do. -- Sinatra
Q: Who first coined the word "nerd"? A: Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."
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You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
Q: The symbol for pi (π) has been used regularly in its mathematical sense only for the past ___ years. A: 250
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You will wish you hadn't.
Q: Who recently said this: "I was doing a lot of things... that hurt a lot of people. And stripping away denial and rationalization, you start coming to the truth of who you really are. And that can be very ugly." A: Tiger Woods
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Q: Why do the police always travel in threes? A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.
Q: Who in our office can speak Chinese (more than Johanna who after living there for 3 months is still miserable)? A: James D
Fortune:
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet Evening...
Q: By June of 2002, 1 in __ US residents was in prison which accounts for about 2 million people total. A: 142
Fortune:
You too can wear a nose mitten.
Q: There are more English speaking people living in which country than there are in the USA? A: China
Fortune:
Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
Q: Which well-known South African wrote the Covenant of the United Nations and helped found the League of Nations? A) Nelson Mandela B) Desmond Tutu C) Chris Barnard D) Jan Smuts A: Jan Smuts
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Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. -- Mark Twain
Q: More than __% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. A: 50
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Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
Q: The sun is ____ times larger than the earth A: 330,330
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Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads? A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course*!
Q: What is the city with the highest per capita viewership of TV evangelists? A: Washington DC
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Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic? A: The Titanic had a band.
Q: How many people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th. A: 2, the 3rd was added 5 years later
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What I tell you three times is true. -- Lewis Carroll
Q: How many men were killed in the Battle of Lexington? A: 6
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You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.
Q: When a woman is __cm dilated she is ready to give birth. A) 5 B) 8 C) 10 C) 12 A: B) 8
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The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal. -- Mark Twain
Q: What is the only inanimate symbol in the zodiac? A: Libra, the Scales,
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There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. -- Mark Twain
Q: Sputnik was launched on October 4, 1957, the same day that which famous TV sitcom debuted? A: "Leave it to Beaver"
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You will be surrounded by luxury.
Q: For Dan Savage, what does "GGG" mean? A: Good, Giving and Game
Fortune:
Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
Q: Name 3 quintessential articles of hipster clothing A: skinny jeans, aviators, neon coled anything, plaid shirts
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You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you have few friends.
Q: Who was the only first lady to carry a loaded revolver? A: Eleanor Roosevelt
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You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
Q: Put the following hotels in order from most to least expensive A) For ___ per night, guests staying in the Bridge Suite at Atlantis Paradise Island in the Bahamas occupy a ten-room chamber perched atop a bridge that connects the resort's two buildings. A: *so D C A B-- A) 25,000 B) 20000 C) 34,000 D) 35,000
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You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise salesman.
Q: On average women say ___words per day while men manage just over ____ A: 7000, 2000
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You will have long and healthy life.
Q: In what year did Canada declared national beauty contests canceled claiming they were degrading to women? A: 1992
Fortune:
Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
Q: How many references are there to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible? A: 1,700
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Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
Q: Who is the first person to become a billionaire (U.S. dollars) by writing books? A: J.K. Rowling
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You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
Q: _____in Indiana played "the Star Spangled Banner" for the first time this week, previously it had been against their pacifist tradition. A: Goshen College
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This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
Q: Ratio of the percentage of Africa that is wilderness to percentage of North America that is wilderness A: 28:38
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You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
Q: Who is famous for this notable saying: it was a dark and stormy night.”? A: Edward Bulwer-Lytton who is widely regard as the worst writer of the Victorians
Fortune:
Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.
Q: Who wrote "Don't Think of an Elephant"? A: George Lakoff
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Small things make base men proud. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Q: What comic book journalist goes up against "the Smiler"? A: Spider Jeruselem
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My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"
Q: What are the 3 longest rivers in the US (in order, longest to shortest)? A: Missouri: 2,540 miles, Mississippi: 2,340 miles, Yukon: 1,980 miles
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All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
Q: Who were the 2 thieves who crucified Jesus? A: Dismas and Gestas
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You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.
Q: What is the favorite color of 80% of Americans? A: Blue
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Tempt not a desperate man. -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"
Q: In 2007 what were the most popula boy baby names in the following states? Alaska New York Virginia A: Aiden, Michael, William
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You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
Q: A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a _____ A: tennis court
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Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town? -- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"
Q: Some may think that gardening is for the outdoors, however, the the National Gardening Association concludes that, container gardening is ___dollar-a-year retail business. A: 1 billion
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Mark Twain
Q: People in the US has on average __credit cars each A: 2
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You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
Q: The most popular museum in DC is the most visited museum in the world. What is it? A: National Air and Space
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Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps? A: God gave New Jersey first choice.
Q: How many pens did Obama use to sign the Health Care bill? A: 22
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Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.
Q: In 1770, a bill proposing that women using ___ should be punished for witchcraft was put forward to the British Parliament A: makeup
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You are as I am with You.
Q: Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. What was his original name? A: Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.
Fortune:
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.
Q: Who was the 1st US president to visit China? In what year? A: Richard Nixon ,February, 1972.
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You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.
Q: the name "Pocahontas" means "bringer of peace". true or false? A: false: it mean 'mischief'
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done.
Q: Who said this: Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. A: Truman Capote (1924 - 1984)
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Q: Entomologists primarily study what? A) volcano B) energy sources C) skin D) insects A: D) insects
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Perilous to all of us are the devices of an art deeper than we ourselves possess. -- Gandalf the Grey [J.R.R. Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings"]
Q: Which coworkers went to GW? A: Tyler M and Scott T
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People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
Q: Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown where? A: New Jersey
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You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
Q: It's a 30-year tradition for sailors at the Eastport Yacht Club in Annapolis MD to burn their socks by the water. This year there were ___people tossing socks into a large tub to be burned. A: 375
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Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic? A: The Titanic had a band.
Q: What is the order of the planets, starting closest to the sun? A: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune
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You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
Q: Where is Henderson Island? A: In the south pacific ocean
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question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; -- Wm. Shakespeare
Q: The____ is the only animal whose evidence is admissible in an American court. A: bloodhound
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"Elves and Dragons!" I says to him. "Cabbages and potatoes are better for you and me." -- J. R. R. Tolkien
Q: Number of tickets that Dallas police officers have issued sine 2006 for "not speaking English"? A: 39
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You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.
Q: Name 2 animals (other than humans) who engage in anal sex A: Rhesus Macaques and the Big Horn Sheep
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What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature? -- Nero Wolfe, "The League of Frightened Men"
Q: The bands The Droogs, Moloko, Orange Mecanique, Malchicks and Heaven 17 all took their names from which film? A: A Clockwork Orange’.
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You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.
Q: What programming language features the distinction between "and" and "and then"? A: Ada
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You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
Q: A ten-gallon hat actually holds ______ A: three-quarters of a gallon
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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. -- Mark Twain
Q: Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as _____? A: oth parties are registered blood donors.
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. -- Mark Twain
Q: Eden and Hell are town just a few miles apart in which state? A: Michigan
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The smallest worm will turn being trodden on. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Q: What was the first product to have a bar code scanned? A: Wrigley's gum
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You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
Q: ___percent of all American men are killed by either their wife or girlfriend — or wife who caught them with their girlfriend. A: 6
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Big book, big bore. -- Callimachus
Q: What did King Henry III of France, Louis XVI of France and Napoleon all suffer from? A: ailurophobia--fear of cats
Fortune:
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
Q: If done perfectly, any Rubik's Cube combination can be solved in how many turns. A: 17
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Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin? A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time.
Q: What Washington Wizards were previously know as? A: The bullets
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Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o' Sunday. -- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"
Q: GAUHATI, India – The Indian military has a new weapon against terrorism. What is it? A: the world's hottest chili.
Fortune:
Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
Q: Ballistics is the science that deals with what? A: the motion of projectiles.
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You will live to see your grandchildren.
Q: What is the only rock that floats in water? A: pumice
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Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
Q: What did the English Parliament abolish in 1647? A: Christmas
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Q: Why is it that Mexico isn't sending anyone to the '84 summer games? A: Anyone in Mexico who can run, swim or jump is already in LA.
Q: John Paul Getty, once the richest man in the world, had what odd feature in his mansion? A: a payphone
Fortune:
Excellent time to become a missing person.
Q: This country invented golf but then banned the game in 1647. A: Scotland
Fortune:
You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
Q: Worldwide, it is estimated that about ____people use marijuana daily. A: 22.5 million
Fortune:
Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
Q: Name the 8 Ivy League schools A: Harvard, Yale, U Pen. Princeton, Columbia, Brown, Dartmouth, Cornell
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. -- Mark Twain
Q: How many ways are there to make change for a dollar? Ex. 3 quarters, one nickle 2 dimes A: 293
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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
Q: Name 10 of the 35 states that uphold the Death Penality A: Alabama Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Idaho Indiana Illinois Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maryland Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire North Carolina Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania South
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You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
Q: Why did over 1/2 of the regional trains and 1/3 of the high speed trains stop running and teachers stay home from work this week? A: Because of protests over pensions and wages, with unions looking to capitalize on a hefty defeat for President Nicolas Sarkozy
Fortune:
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
Q: Percent of Republicans who believe that Obama was 'legitimately' elected? A: 27
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.
Q: In what year did the last dodo bird die? A) 1920 B) 1681 C) 1505 D) 1774 A: B) 1681
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What I tell you three times is true. -- Lewis Carroll
Q: Who was originally offered the role of Spock? A: DeForest Kelley (Star Trek's Dr. McCoy)
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -- Mark Twain
Q: Which of the following is not a name for a kind of hammerhead shark? Bonnethead, Mallethead, Whitehead, Great hammerhead, Winghead A: Whitehead
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You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.
Q: Complete this sentence: If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person _____ A: died in battle.
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After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare
Q: The white part of your fingernail is called the ___ A: lunula
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Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't really worth having.
Q: Who said this: Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. A: Woody Allen
Fortune:
You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
Q: In India __% of girls will be married before they are 18 A: 50
Fortune:
You will have a long and boring life.
Q: What is America's #1 fruit? A: banannas
Fortune:
Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
Q: The vibrator, a common sex toy, was originally designed in the nineteenth century as a medication to combat the anxiety-related symptoms of what? A: hysteria
Fortune:
Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.
Q: Who are Barack Obama children? A: Malia Anne and Natasha
Fortune:
You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
Q: What is the surface area of an average-sized brick? A: 79 cm^2
Fortune:
In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
Q: The term "AC/DC" is a slang for ____--something that the Young brothers did not find out till later. A: bisexuality
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Never laugh at live dragons. -- Bilbo Baggins [J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Hobbit"]
Q: The only repealed amendment to the US Constitution deals with what? A: he prohibition of alcoho
Fortune:
You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly.
Q: With 74 letters, ____is the world's largest alphabet A: Cambodian
Fortune:
Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
Q: In the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, anyone caught drinking ___in Turkey was put to death. A: coffee
Fortune:
Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things than someone who hasn't. -- Mark Twain
Q: In 1221, Genghis Khan killed____ people at Nishapur in one hour. A: 1,748,000
Fortune:
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
Q: By 2050 or so, the world population is expected to reach ___? A: 9 billion
Fortune:
It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.
Q: William F. Buckley Jr. and his wife, Pat, gave in their Park Avenue maisonette priced at 24.5mill a new selling price of what? A) 20 mill B) 12 mill C) 6 mill D) refused to lower price A: B) 12 mill
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April 1 This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Q: Which is farther north, Rome or New York City A: They are both at he same latitude with Rome just a bit further north
Fortune:
You have no real enemies.
Q: The longest sentence in the French language contains 823 words before the period. Where does it appear? A: ictor Hugo's Les Miserables
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A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
Q: How many documents will be lost by the IRS this year? A) 10,000 B)1/2 million C) 1 million D) 2 million A: D) 2 million
Fortune:
Are you making all this up as you go along?
Q: Where is the Vallée de Mai? A: On the island of on the island of Praslin, Seychelles.
Fortune:
You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
Q: Ratio of medical marijuana dispensaries in LA, California to the number of Starbucks? (give answer as a ratio) A: 4:1
Fortune:
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on it! Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way!
Q: The Hindu festival of Ram Navami celebrates what? A: the birthday of Hindu god Rama
Fortune:
You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that you're growing into.
Q: Comic actor____is the son of rocket scientists. His mother worked on the Hubble telescope, and his father worked on "some stuff that i can't tell you about," he says. A: Jack Black
Fortune:
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. -- Mark Twain
Q: What were the final words of Julius Streicher before he was hanged at Nuremberg? A: Heil Hitler
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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. -- Mark Twain
Q: At DC's first scheduled mass gay marriage ceremony an estimated 400 couples were scheduled to wed, however ___couples showed up. A)15 B)24 C)300 D)460 A: A) 15
Fortune:
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Q: On any given day in the United States, over ___ convenience stores are robbed. A) 56 B) 100 C) 210 D) 300 A: B) 100
Fortune:
Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.
Q: Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fl.) said "I think that she's an inspiration to quitters all over the country." about whom? A: Sarah Palin
Fortune:
You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.
Q: According to recent evidence, during the toddler years, infancy and even before birth, in the womb, young children are increasingly set on an ___ that impacts their lives later on. Your "chubby cherub-like baby" is at risk A: obesity trajectory
Fortune:
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your brakes are defective.
Q: Who said this: "Come November, we're going to print pink slips for Members of Congress as fast as they've been printing money, A: Sarah Palin
Fortune:
You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
Q: In his high school which person form this list was voted "least likely to succeed?" A) Bob Dole B) Robin Williams C) Carrot Top D) Shane Battier A: B) Robin Williams
Fortune:
It's all in the mind, ya know.
Q: The sale of sex toys and vibrators is banned in which 2 US states? A: Alabama and Mississippi.
Fortune:
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
Q: In Washington on Saturday, opponents of the health care legislation spit on a black congressman and shouted racial slurs at two others, including ___, one of the great heroes of the civil rights movement. _____ a Massachusetts Democrat who is chairman of A: John Lewis, Barney Frank
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question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; -- Wm. Shakespeare
Q: A sneeze can travel up to ___miles per hour A) 30 B) 50 C) 100 D) 104 A: C) 100
Fortune:
You will become rich and famous unless you don't.
Q: The Japanese government pushed a record ____ budget through Parliament Wednesday aimed at stimulating growth in the long-stagnant economy — another round of spending that will add to Tokyo’s already burgeoning public debt. A: ¥92.3 trillion or 1 trillion USD
Fortune:
A is for Apple. -- Hester Pryne
Q: Mexican authorities have turned to _____ as they attempt to win the violent war against the country’s ruthless drug gangs holding the country to ransom. A) voodoo B) hypnotizing C) education D) appeals to grandmothers A: A) voodoo
Fortune:
Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer? A: A doberman.
Q: In Germany who is being accused of sexual molesting of boys bringing the case to the attention of Pope Benedict XVI? A: Father Peter Hullermann
Fortune:
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Q: In which city was the first zoo in the USA built? A: Philadelphia
Fortune:
Good day to let down old friends who need help.
Q: Fill in the blanks: Burger King’s Double Whopper with cheese contains ___calories. A man would need to walk for about ___ miles to burn it off. A: 923, 9
Fortune:
They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
Q: Although nearly any body part or item of clothing may be an object of sexual fetishism,what are the two most common fetishes in Western society? A: the shoe and the foot
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Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female sheep bites you? A: Ewe nicks.
Q: Name the seven wonders of the ancient world. A: Egyptian Pyramids at Giza, Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Statue of Zeus at Olympia, Colossus of Rhodes - or huge bronze statue near the Harbor of Rhodes that honored the sun god Helios, Temple of Artemis at Ephesus, Mausoleum at Halicarnassus, Lighthouse at
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Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
Q: Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for __hours! A: 3
Fortune:
You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.
Q: Put these names in the correct blanks: ___ got big laughs with a joke about ____the other day, but not from B____ A)Fidel Castro B) Madeleine Albright C) Barbara Walters Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/fidel_no_joke_n3PDDOqCZPO5ChBEXDZia A: B A C
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. -- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Q: The city of Rome was built on seven hills. Name 3. A: Palatine, Capitoline, Quirinal, Viminal, Esquiline, Caelian, and Aventine.
Fortune:
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
Q: 40 degrees Celsius is the same temperature as__degrees Fahrenheit A: -40
Fortune:
Your present plans will be successful.
Q: Percent of Americans under 35 who say that they tweet, text or check their Facebook page right after sex? A: 36
Fortune:
A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.
Q: icosikaihena is what? A) a 21 sided polygon B) a language spoken in central America C) disease of the glands D) a unit of calibration A: A)
Fortune:
You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.
Q: What does this piglatin translate to: tway uysgay aidsay otay ayay irlgay eway ouldway ikelay otay eatyay iceyay eamcray inyay ethay oodsway ithway youyay A: two guys said to a girl we would like to eat ice cream in the woods with you
Fortune:
Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.
Q: Between the two World War's, France was controlled by how many different governments? A: 40
Fortune:
Q: How do you play religious roulette? A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.
Q: Matches these celebs to their jobs before they made it big Madonna Queen Latifah Julia Roberts Dunkin’ Donuts. ice cream parlor Burger King A: Madonna worked at Dunkin’ Donuts. Julia Roberts worked in an ice cream parlor, Queen Latifah worked at Burger King
Fortune:
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
Q: One in five of the world's 2.5 million medical doctors are ___(nationality) A: Russian
Fortune:
You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
Q: Americans spent over ___ million in 1982 to avoid having bad breath. A: 360
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Wagner's music is better than it sounds. -- Mark Twain
Q: Who works for Salsa and has producer credit for a comic book? A: Brett S
Fortune:
Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.
Q: Name at least 8 of our clients (DIA or WFC) A: https://hq-salsa.democracyinaction.org/dia/admin/
Fortune:
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Q: In which year did Christmas become a national holiday in the US? A: 1890
Fortune:
You will be held hostage by a radical group.
Q: The U.S. Government will not allow portraits of ____persons to appear on stamps. A: living
Fortune:
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
Q: McDonald's is largest employer in which country? A: Brazil
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But, for my own part, it was Greek to me. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
Q: The first woman to run for U.S. president was ____ who campaigned for the office in 1872 under the National Woman’s Suffrage Association. A: Victoria Woodhull
Fortune:
Your domestic life may be harmonious.
Q: Who appeared on at least one hit single every year between 1964 and 1996, an incredible 33 years? A: Diana Ross
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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. -- Mark Twain